IKEA “The Shining” Halloween commercial

You’re gonna have to peel Grace’s book from my cold dead hands. @gracehelbig #GracesGuide

You’re gonna have to peel Grace’s book from my cold dead hands. @gracehelbig #GracesGuide

beeandpuppycat:

ICONS! haha…yeahCan’t wait for Bee and Puppycat :D

beeandpuppycat:

ICONS! haha…yeah
Can’t wait for Bee and Puppycat :D

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

thewhitedonaldglover:

That Power by Childish Gambino

I auditioned for a play and used this as my monologue, I love this

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

I’ve been there hundreds of times!

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

thefantastician:

Only 90s kids understand

did-you-kno:

From the “of course this is happening in Canada” department: In order to build a better community, police officers in Toronto recently started handing out “positive tickets” to citizens that are caught in the act of doing something good.   Source

did-you-kno:

From the “of course this is happening in Canada” department: In order to build a better community, police officers in Toronto recently started handing out “positive tickets” to citizens that are caught in the act of doing something good. Source

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

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